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[atypical_echo]

You’ve reached Mark, for some reason. It’s 2022 apparently, last I checked - just text me. Or, you know, leave a message if you must.

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[faceguy]

[The next text is a bit delayed.]

thatd be nice but he’s stubborn

[They’ve had a bit of a spat over here.]

[atypical_echo]

I've noticed. I'm coming over.

[faceguy]

sure. door’s open.

don’t freak if you see a human sized reptile, thats either me or my brother

[atypical_echo]

I will do my best. That's not a species we've got back home.

[faceguy]

what, your planet doesn’t have red-eared slider turtles?

sorry, that’s a joke
we were made in a lab so I don’t think anyone does

[atypical_echo]

Uh, we do. But they're, well, small?

Oh man, I hope you didn't grow up in one. That would be terrible.

[faceguy]

nah our dad got us out
we grew up in the sewers

[Lucky them!]

[atypical_echo]

NGL dude, that sounds like the sort of urban legends that people get in New York or something.

[faceguy]

oh yeah Im a real life cryptid

maybe I can get my own buzzfeed unsolved

[atypical_echo]

If you need really shitty blurry shots taken for conspiracy pages, lmk.

[faceguy]

thanks. I appreciate it.

[atypical_echo]

You're welcome. The payment is making sure Huvrye STAYS HOME until I get there.

[faceguy]

[Instead of a text response, Leo sends a picture of Huvrye asleep on the couch.

At least he cleaned up so there’s no blood.]

[atypical_echo]

[That's a relief.]

I'll be there soon.